Guy Lewis Parsons.

I made a streaming, randomized mashup of the post-rock band Godspeed You! Black President and the audiobook readings of Barack Obama. (I explained how & why here.)

When you want to write something in big letters on your screen, really fast, there's no quicker way than WriteBigLetters.com.

Up to 34% faster than opening TextEdit, maximising, it and then hitting Cmd++ a lot of times!

Using a script that took a photo of me every time I logged in to my computer, and some image processing using Mathematica, I created this "average image" of myself from 2011. More deets here.

After years of hating the X Factor and all it represents, I finally drank the Kool Aid and ended up making this drinking game. Some people on the internet liked it, and I hope a few hundred of them got utterly wasted as a result.

Adopting the seemingly innocuous persona of "the humidity" on Twitter, and taunting the sweaty and frizzy-haired. More about that.

i felt i wasn't emphasizing my incredible physique in my professional communications. this stationary changed that for good. (as inspired by charles atlas.)

Rice Krispies, Coco Pops, Frosties, Cheerios.

nightmarish sounds emerge. sorry.